You hear this line all the time and from my sickbed today I heard Roz tell Daphne that about some date on Frasier-a go-to morning show if I'm sick.
How many ways can someone not be good in bed. I'll start a list
Selfish
Sloppy
Too quick
Too slow
Unimaginative
Overly imaginative
Kinky
Too fastidious
Got any more? This is not for personal use, btw. Just for writing.
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Yeah, I'm sure this is for research.
Too ambitious
Lifeless
Steve (oops)
Too hung up on "issues."
Too distracted. Too squeamish. Too old-fashioned. Too impervious to pain. Too narcissistic.
Well, mostly:
Uncommunicative, in all senses.
and, of course,
Unpleasantly unclean (or excessively clean, if that's a problem for someone). And certainly, for me, Overperfumed.
Actually, and no comment on your state while posting,
Diseased would be an important one.
(Hence, Communicative in the only bad sense in this compass.)
Ha, Todd. Excessively clean rings true. Had a friend whose husband insisted on a scalding shower with anti-bacterial soap beforehand. A dentist, he was.
How about "Has time constraints."
How about ... Flatulence .... Unwanted and unflattering acts exhibitionism ... Non-stop cussing ... Excessive use of "Mommy like?" and "Daddy like?" ... Odd love-making angles in which one's hair plugs are clearly visible ... Belching during climax ...
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