It's part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Stealing all the signs would be too obvious. The government has researched the data gather from the chips implanted in our heads at birth to see which Obama signs are having the most effect, and removing only those signs, thus maintaining efficiency (by not removing signs that have no effect) and sustaining plausible deniability.
Yeah, that's it. Or not. Either way, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(We have Obama's face carved into our home pumpkin; he's holding up well.)
Patricia Abbott is the author of more than 125 stories that have appeared online, in print journals and in various anthologies. She is the author of two print novels CONCRETE ANGEL (2015) and SHOT IN DETROIT (2016)(Polis Books). CONCRETE ANGEL was nominated for an Anthony and Macavity Award in 2016. SHOT IN DETROIT was nominated for an Edgar Award and an Anthony Award in 2017. A collection of her stories I BRING SORROW AND OTHER STORIES OF TRANSGRESSION will appear in 2018.
She also authored two ebooks, MONKEY JUSTICE and HOME INVASION and co-edited DISCOUNT NOIR. She won a Derringer award for her story "My Hero." She lives outside Detroit.
Patricia (Patti) Abbott
SHOT IN DETROIT
Edgar Nominee 2017, Anthony nominee 2017
CONCRETE ANGEL
Polis Books, 2015-nominated for the Anthony and Macavity Awards
5 comments:
Hilarious!
It's part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Stealing all the signs would be too obvious. The government has researched the data gather from the chips implanted in our heads at birth to see which Obama signs are having the most effect, and removing only those signs, thus maintaining efficiency (by not removing signs that have no effect) and sustaining plausible deniability.
Yeah, that's it. Or not. Either way, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(We have Obama's face carved into our home pumpkin; he's holding up well.)
You sound just like my husband. Never met a conspiracy he didn't like.
You're lucky that your sign was only stolen. These people weren't that lucky.
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I won't even go into some of the Obama hate pranks I've heard about.
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