Kevinisms
Nana-did you know ladies more than fifty years old can't birth babies?
Can you check my back? When it itches, I get scared I am turning into something else.
I don't believe in ghosts, witches or goblins. But I think there are leprechauns because I saw one's hat once.
Maybe there is a Santa Claus, but I don't think reindeer can fly.
If a genie gave me three wishes, I would wish I could breathe fire like a dragon, I would wish I could eat bad food all the time, and I would wish I was invisible.
8 comments:
Great Kevinisms. I love the wishes.
Jeff M.
Patti - Oh, Kevin is such a great kid! Thanks for sharing his view of life.
Love these :-) Thanks for sharing.
Kevin obviously has some experience with Kafka as evidenced by asking you to check his back!
And I for one am thrilled that women over 50 can't birth no more babies!
Deb
I'm with him on leprechauns. I saw one's hat once as well.
His three wishes are now mine. I'd like those too.
...reindeer can't fly?
*shuddering, as my whole worldview staggers*
It is great fun watching anyone figure out the world, particularly the very young.
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