It's part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Stealing all the signs would be too obvious. The government has researched the data gather from the chips implanted in our heads at birth to see which Obama signs are having the most effect, and removing only those signs, thus maintaining efficiency (by not removing signs that have no effect) and sustaining plausible deniability.
Yeah, that's it. Or not. Either way, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(We have Obama's face carved into our home pumpkin; he's holding up well.)
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIt's part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Stealing all the signs would be too obvious. The government has researched the data gather from the chips implanted in our heads at birth to see which Obama signs are having the most effect, and removing only those signs, thus maintaining efficiency (by not removing signs that have no effect) and sustaining plausible deniability.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it. Or not. Either way, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(We have Obama's face carved into our home pumpkin; he's holding up well.)
You sound just like my husband. Never met a conspiracy he didn't like.
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky that your sign was only stolen. These people weren't that lucky.
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I won't even go into some of the Obama hate pranks I've heard about.
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